The Russell Conjecture
I wrote a paper.
It’s not a cosmology/extragalactic astrophysics/large-scale-structure-of-the-universe, like it usually is.
Instead, it’s a paper about teapots. It is, of course, totally serious, and has nothing to do with the fact that today is April 1st.
EDIT: And now Michael contemplates the merits of doing a sample return mission. Discuss.